BEST OF FORWARDS - 3
An elderly man in Chennai calls his son in New York and says,
"Your mother and I are getting a divorce; 35 years of marriage and that much misery is enough!"
"Dad, what are you talking about?" the son screams.
"I'm sick of talking about this, so you call your sister in Hong Kong and tell her!" the old man says.
Frantic, the son calls his sister. She shouts, "I'll take care of this."
She calls Chennai immediately and screams at the old man,
"Don't do a single thing until I get there and we'll both be there tomorrow" and she hangs up.
The old man hangs up his phone and turns to his wife.
"Okay", he says, "It's all set. They're both coming for Diwali and paying their own airfare!!"
MORAL: The sky is not going to fall down if you take few days LEAVE and meet your dear ones.
"Your mother and I are getting a divorce; 35 years of marriage and that much misery is enough!"
"Dad, what are you talking about?" the son screams.
"I'm sick of talking about this, so you call your sister in Hong Kong and tell her!" the old man says.
Frantic, the son calls his sister. She shouts, "I'll take care of this."
She calls Chennai immediately and screams at the old man,
"Don't do a single thing until I get there and we'll both be there tomorrow" and she hangs up.
The old man hangs up his phone and turns to his wife.
"Okay", he says, "It's all set. They're both coming for Diwali and paying their own airfare!!"
MORAL: The sky is not going to fall down if you take few days LEAVE and meet your dear ones.
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